How odd am i?

She clicked her tongue and shook her bum
and said how odd am I

I like chartreuse, I don't chew gum
and I tell jokes to the sky

But still I fall in love, I dream at night
and I like a good time - wink, wink

Yet still, I'd rather be odd than right
which is why Hendrick's is the gin that I drink.

Ode to Carter-head

There is one device
that is better than nice,
it makes everything precise
and nothing that’s swill.

‘tis not a blender, toaster, or grill.
what it is, friend, is a Carterhead still.

There are four on the earth
and four is all and one is ours
its strange, its odd, it’s yang, it’s yin
but since you can’t taste a machine,
you’ll just have to try our gin.

Gin and the Bore

"A gin is a gin is a gin
swore the bore
nothing odd can be."

But if that gin should win ten botanicals in
oh, then what a gin it would be.

So we tricked him in bed,
gave him Hendrick's instead
then fully sober, he shouted with glee

"this gin is not gin like others that be
yet it tastes even more like gin to me."